The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing

After reading Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress, I have been on the prowl for another story about female coming of age and discovery of identity. I finally decided to give The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing a try after being on my reading list for over a year. The book, consisting of many short stories and vignettes, is written by Melissa Bank. The reader follows the protaganonist, Jane, through the ups and downs of love.
Unfortunately, I was disappointed by this book. I would have stopped reading it, but the book moves very fast and is a quick read. At the most, I recommend this as a beach read. The author's writing is not anything special. I felt there wasn't enough character development of Jane. We are introduced to her as a very young teen in the first chapter, but even the author's attempt of writing Jane from a teen point-of-view was not believable. Then, the second chapter immediately jumps to Jane in her 20s and the reader is left feeling like many years of life development is lost. What happened to the character in one of the most pivotal stages of life- college?

Apparently, there is a movie out there based on this book. It is called Suburban Girl and features Sarah Michelle Gellar. It seems like a lot of books turn into movies. This is great for screen play writers, which is a profession I've thought about quite a bit (would it be as fun as it sounds?). However, how do certain books turn into movies and others don't? Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress was a far superior book, but it never became a New York Times Bestseller and is not turning into a movie. What is the special formula that makes one book a success over another?

Side Note: Speaking of books turning into movies, I finished reading Stephanie Meyer's second book in the Twilight series. This one is called New Moon. Without giving too much away, it follows the author's same recipe of built up cliff hangers with action written near the end of the book. There is a twist in this story and it is a little darker. It follows a similar theme to many series: the middle book has to be dark in order to build up a story. Take Empire Strikes Back for example- it was the middle story in the Stars Wars Trilogy and it was very sad and dark to allow Return of the Jedi to have even more of an impact. However, I look forward to a better story for the third and fourth book.

Once Twilight is finished, I will be sad. However, my friend Laney just gave me the first three books of the True Blood series. It now seems like I cannot get enough of vampires!

Love & Vampires

I recently read a book that I would never have thought of reading. First of all, it’s a young adult book. Second, it’s about vampires. Both aspects are unappealing to me. However, to the average teenage girl, these two combinations equal success. I was given the book as a gift by my student-teacher, Julie, and I decided to give the book a try and it was surprisingly entertaining. The book is called Twilight and it is written by Stephanie Meyer. Our freshmen students, specifically the girls, are head over heals about this book and the entire series, which includes a total of four books. They bring the books to class and cannot put it down. Even my teenage ESL students, who mostly read at a 6th grade English level and consider English to be a major difficulty, are engrossed in these books. At the very least, this series allows teenagers to be excited about reading.

So, what are these teenage girls so excited about? This fast and easy read is a love story- handsome teen falls for klutzy, average girl. In a nutshell, Bella and Edward, who in addition to being gorgeous happens to be a vampire, deeply love each other despite all the dangers involved in such a mismatched love. The love is mostly mismatched because vampires eat humans. In other words, Edward has two feelings towards Bella- one is the feeling of love and the other is the feeling of hunger because, according to Edward, Bella smells like really good vampire food. The writing itself is nothing to be excited about. I find it to be on the same level as a Nicholas Sparks’ novel, such as The Notebook. The Notebook is a novel that I read in one day when I was in college. Did I gain any deep insight? No, but it is a good love story for those days when you just want to feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Perhaps I relived my feelings of teenage unrequited love through this book.

One interesting fact I learned about the author is that Stephanie Meyer is Mormon. I found out about this information from a fellow high school teacher, Nina, who happens to be an English teacher and avid reader. After discovering this information, so much about the holes in the book make sense to me. In the novel, there is a lot of excitement over the two main characters’ love for each other. However, the love scenes do not go beyond a mere hug or kiss. There is not even an explicit thought about sex from the main characters…and we’re talking about teens here. On the other hand, there is a lot of drama, some pent up emotions, that may be allusions to sex. A columnist for Time Magazine, Lev Grossman, phrased Meyer’s work as the “the erotics of abstinence.” There is so much sexual tension without there ever being sex. (The article is actually very interesting. Click on the title to go to the article- Stephanie Meyer: A New J.K. Rowling?) The author at one point expresses that she was pressured into including sex scenes, but was totally against it. As a result, she toys with the idea of sex without ever unambiguously saying so. In addition to the lack of sex, all aggressive fighting- the images of vampires eating humans or the one major fight scene that occurs between rival vampires- are all briefly mentioned or just assumed. The author never explicitly writes about these battles. In fact, the reader never learns how the evil vampire that is disposed of by the good vampires.

Now that I've mentioned that this is a young adult vampire book with no sex or fighting, I'm sure you are interested in reading the book. Here's my suggestion: read the book after an especially depressing or difficult novel. Twilight will be fresh. There are three more books in the series beyond Twilight. Will I read them? Perhaps after I read The Road, which I feel I have to pump myself up for, I'll eventually come back to Bella and Edward. For now, I’m happy with moving on and maybe will drag a girlfriend to go see the film while on winter break.

After-post: Three weeks after originally reading Twilight and also watching the movie, I must say that my initial hesitation and indifference toward the series has totally changed. I am totally engrossed in Twilight and cannot wait to read the next book. I'm not sure how my feelings changed- I just kept thinking about the story, the love, the infatuation. However, I promised myself that I would read at least one novel, maybe two, in between each book so that I don't go overboard in Edward Cullen mania. As an acquaintance told my husband one night, "Once your wife reads Twilight, you're f**ked."